Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Hangin' Out - in Outter Space

   
     "Hang" is a 13th century verb "to suspend." Further on in the 15th century its a noun for "a curtain; sling."
   
      Furthermore, to be suspended in one's thoughts is a psychological fixation known as a “hang up”. But one can also “hang-up” the phone and have a "hang-nail".

       Yet further, we can hang someone for a lynching and completely 180º from that violent action we have a craftsman who learns a new skill by “getting the hang of it.” And, if your hot to trot - try this little diddy a carpenter once told me:

its all about the angle of the dangle,
relative to the heat of the meat,
causing the size of the rise,
and the mass of the ass,
to expand all dimensions of extension.
Thus, the throb of the knob,
is proportional to the bootie of the cutie..... 


    Which could lead us to assume this fellow is either a consumer of nasal spray Viagra (a plain dick-head) or he is possibly “well hung”.

     Opposite once again, we have“hang-dog,” a despicable person. Of which you may be if your go the Federal Courts and the jury cannot decide about your crime so they are a “hang jury” at a standstill.    
     But innocently kids “hang around”, "hang out",  and in England sometimes “hang an arse.” Also, there's “hang fire,” hang-loose, and let it "all hang out", man.

    But to end on this odd etymology i will say two things: Hang (pronounced 'hong') is the name of a Vietnamese friend of mine and hang is also a modern sound instrument from Sweden (the hang drum) which is basically a 4th dimensional inspirational form of alien technology passed down to us sub-consciously and subliminally in musical form.

Really, look at that thing!


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